Anonymous Asked
Questioncharacter shaming: I fought with Heiji AGAIN and broke his desk in a punch. Answer

"Do I look like Ran-chan? I’m not a puncher."

Anonymous Asked
Questionwrong: there's only three men: a son, a father, and a grandfather. Thus, the father is both a father and a son. Answer

She sighs. “Really?”

Anonymous Asked
Questionriddle: two sons and two fathers go to the bar. They each command a coke. the bartender give them only three cokes, and yet, everyone has his drink. How is that possible? command --> impersonate heiji for two days Answer

"One o’ th’ men is th’ bartender."

askjackfire:

(i.e. ‘I ate all he cookies in the house and lied about it with crumbs over my face’)

Question(Riddle) A boy and a doctor was fishing. The boy is the doctor's son but the doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor? (Command) Give me $10 Answer

"Easy. Th’ doctor’s th’ boy’s mother."

frommemetoyou:

And I’ll generate a number from 1-30. All cute and fluffy! 
Numbers under the cut- no peaking and cheating!

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionOh yeah sorry. I'm Tohru. Hattori Tohru. *he glanced around nervously* *Thanks god she was alone* Answer

"Hattori?"

"Are y’ related t’ Heiji?"

Anonymous Asked
Question*flash of light* Aw, crap, I hate this time-travelling shit, it always bring me at the wrong time..*starts fidgetting his watch* *notices you* ..Uh...Hi? Answer

"Uh…who’re y’?"

tanteisan Asked
Question"someone was finally able to stump me with the riddles after 10 tries so.." she kisses Kazuha on the lips Answer